Friday, August 20, 2021

FRIDAY FUNNIES: The Phone Call

 



The Phone Call

 

While on vacation in Rome, I noticed a marble column in St. Peter’s with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for.

 

The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if I’d like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but declined the offer. Throughout Italy, I kept seeing the same golden telephone on a marble column. At each, I asked about it and the answer was always the same: It was a direct line to heaven and I could call for a thousand dollars.

 

Then, I traveled to Ireland for the final leg of my trip. I decided to attend Mass at a local village church. When I walked in the door I noticed the golden telephone.

 

Underneath it there was a sign stating: “DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN: 25 cents.” “Father,” I said, “I have been all over Italy and in all the cathedrals I visited, I’ve seen telephones exactly like this one. But the price is always a thousand dollars. Why is it that this one is only 25 cents?”

 

The priest smiled and said, “Darlin’, you’re in Ireland now. It’s a local call.”


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