HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR PASTOR

A devotional I used to share with churches that I ran across in my study today:

HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR PASTOR. 

First, look the pastor straight in the eye while he’s preaching and say “amen” once in a while and he’ll probably preach himself to death. 

Second, pat him on the back and brag on his good points and he’ll probably work himself to death.  

Third, rededicate your life to Christ and ask the preacher for some job to do and he’ll die of heart failure. 

And fourth, get the church to unite in prayer for the pastor, and he’ll become so effective that some larger church will take him off your hands.