A minister was praying one Sunday, and all of a sudden, there was a loud whistle from the back pew. The church members were horrified.
As they turned to look, they saw a little boy being snatched up by his mother. "What in the world are you doing?" exclaimed the distraught mother.
"I was praying that God would teach me how to whistle, and He just did!"
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A little kid visiting church for the first time, watched with great interest as the offering plate was passed.
He pulled on his dad's coat sleeve as the ushers got closer, and said out-loud,
"Don't pay for me, Daddy, I'm under five!"
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A little boy was sick on Palm Sunday and stayed home from church with his mother. His father returned from church holding a palm branch.
The little boy was curious and asked, “Why do you have that palm branch, dad?”
“You see, when Jesus came into town, everyone waved Palm Branches to honor him, so we got Palm Branches today.”
The little boy replied, “Aw Shucks!!!
The one Sunday I miss is the Sunday that Jesus shows up”!!!
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