FRIDAY FUNNIES: Church Bulletin Bloopers

 

 

BULLETIN BLOOPER #1... Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

 

BLOOPER #2... Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and HEAVE a healthy lunch. 

 

BLOOPER #3... The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. 

 

BLOOPER #4... Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm-prayer and Medication to follow.

 

BLOOPER #5... The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

 

BLOOPER #6... Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

 

BLOOPER #7... A song fest w