HOW TO GET
RID OF YOUR PASTOR.
First, look
the pastor straight in the eye while he’s preaching and say “amen” once in
a while and he’ll probably preach himself to death.
Second, pat
him on the back and brag on his good points and he’ll probably work himself
to death.
Third,
rededicate your life to Christ and ask the preacher for some job to do and he’ll
die of heart failure.
And fourth,
get the church to unite in prayer for the pastor, and he’ll become so
effective that some larger church will take him off your hands.
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