Friday, December 31, 2021

FRIDAY FUNNIES - A FUNNY STORY TO END 2021

 









A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an laser speed gun (LIDAR) and was promptly greeted by the wail of a siren and flashing lights. Cursing his luck, the man immediately knew what was coming, so he slowed down and pulled over. 

 

The officer got out of his cruiser, as calm as can be, and walked over to the man's car. 

 

He handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did only I get the ticket?" 

 

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

 

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

 

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?


Wednesday, December 29, 2021

AN AFTER CHRISTMAS DEVOTIONAL: I SAW THE LIGHT

 




Some way, Christmas slips up on us every year as though we didn’t have the faintest idea when it happens, and we get caught totally by surprise almost every year! Now Christmas is over and the big rush is on to take back to the stores the pile of gifts that you don’t want, don’t fit, or don’t need. Today we breathe a sigh of relief and whisper, “Thank God, it’s over for another year…” and then feel guilt because we feel that way. But we do, and we can’t help it.

 

In a lot of cases, Christmas decorations will come down this weekend as we try to shake off the weariness from the holidays and get back to the business of living. But, at times I get a cold feeling that when the decorations are packed, we’re setting this whole business of Christ’s coming aside for another year–almost as though Bethlehem doesn’t fit into the business of life in the 21st century.

 

Is Christmas only a holiday–a blowout with all the trimmings–or is it the thoughtful remembrance of Him who brings lasting hope for all mankind 365 days each year? If there is no God who has revealed Himself in the flesh via Bethlehem, where do we turn for hope–Washington, Beijing, Moscow, Geneva, Tel Aviv or Cairo?

 

Ruling out the option that there is a God who controls the fate of man, we are faced with the grim pessimism of world powers, which have no solution to lasting peace; super weapons that could annihilate humanity as we know it, several times over; power struggles for food, oil, and basic commodities that send us greedily snatching anything we can grab.

 

In 1953, a country singer by the name of Hank Williams was riding the crest of popularity. Millions sang his country songs and voiced his praise. One evening, Williams was on his way to a stage appearance when he slumped over in the seat of an automobile. An ambulance rushed him to the hospital where he was pronounced DOA–“dead-on- arrival.” An analysis of his blood revealed an explosive combination of drugs and alcohol.

 

 That night, Williams was to give a concert of his country songs that had made him famous. The general public hadn’t heard that their idol was dead and filled the theater where he was to appear. It was the grim responsibility of the manager to walk out on stage and tell the people that Williams was dead. As he turned and walked away, a single spotlight fell on an empty stage as the band played his then famous song, “I Saw The Light.”

 

Only days before, Williams and Rosemary Clooney had been on their way to another performance when Rosemary said, “Hank, let’s sing!” And sing they did. Then someone said, “Hank, let’s sing your song”–meaning ‘I Saw The Light.’ Williams sang a few lines and stopped, and putting his head in his hands, gently sobbed, “Oh, there ain’t no light, there ain’t no light.”

 

Was Williams right? Is Christmas only a myth–a religious celebration with no basis in history? Or did the coming of Jesus Christ bring into the world hope for all mankind? John wrote, “The Word became flesh and lived for a while among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son” (John 1:14).

 

In a world of pessimism and gloom there still shines a light that endures when the tinsel has faded and the dust begins to settle on the decorations and the world has gone back to their quest for happiness. That light is the light of men–Jesus Christ, Who still offers hope in the midst of a hopeless world. What better hope is there?

Monday, December 27, 2021

MONDAY QUOTE: Joy is not in things, it is in us.











 

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Charles Wagner:

A revered speaker whom Theodore Roosevelt once invited to the White House, Charles Wagner began as a poor French preacher shunned by the orthodox sect of his church. In his best-known book, "The Simple Life," he insisted that we control our own emotional fulfillment as much as external circumstances do.

 

 Despite the adversity he faced, Wagner found joy by following his internal compass: He started his own church, wrote nearly 30 books, and founded organizations to support the working class. His life is a reminder that your current situation doesn’t have to control you; indeed, your outlook and mindset can change the situation, and cultivate joy even in the most difficult times.

 

Sunday, December 26, 2021

Sunday Thoughts - Carols: A Christmas Devotional PART FOUR

 



O Come, All Ye Faithful

Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Angels;
O come, let us adore Him


Adoration is a word that we love to use during the Christmas season thanks largely to the classic carol O Come, All Ye Faithful as we sing, “O come, let us adore Him.” So many of us during the Christmas season spend more time thinking about Christ and giving Him adoration than any other time of the year.

 

Think about it for a moment. More people go to church during Christmas than any other time of the year. We also tend to find ourselves singing and listening to songs about Jesus more during the Christmas season than any other time of year. As a result, Christmas is a time when we love to praise Him, honor Him, and adore Him much in the way Philippians 2:9-11 describes.

While it’s great that Christ earns so much of our attention and adoration during Christmas, it’s important to remember that we should pay that same amount of attention to Him 12 months a year instead of just one. Sure, it’s easy to get caught up in the Christmas spirit and spend more time thinking, singing, praying, and adoring Christ during December, but in order to have a true relationship with Christ we must adore and spend time with Him throughout the year.

 This year as you move out of the Christmas season and back into the normalcy of life, strive to find a way to capture that Christmas spirit that will enable you to adore Him and grow with Him every day of your life.


Questions:

What things keep you from adoring and spending time with Christ on a daily basis?



What steps will you take to ensure that you spend time daily with Christ?


Saturday, December 25, 2021

RICK'S RECIPES CHRISTMAS DAY EDITION: 5-Ingredient Peppermint Bark

 



5-Ingredient Peppermint Bark

This layered peppermint bark is a delectable blend of semisweet chocolate, white chocolate, and peppermint. Semisweet, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate can be used.

Prep: 20 mins

Cook: 10 mins

Additional: 2 hrs

Total: 2 hrs 30 mins

Servings: 20

Yield: 1 1/4 pounds

 

Ingredients:

  • 8 ounces high-quality semisweet chocolate, broken into pieces
  • 2 teaspoons canola oil, divided
  • ½ teaspoon peppermint extract, divided
  • 8 ounces high-quality white chocolate, broken into pieces
  • 25 peppermint candies, crushed

 

Directions

  • Step 1

Lightly grease a 9x9 inch pan and line with waxed paper, smoothing out wrinkles; set aside.

  • Step 2

Place the semisweet chocolate and 1 teaspoon of the canola oil in the top of a double boiler over just barely simmering water, stirring frequently and scraping down the sides with a rubber spatula to avoid scorching. When the chocolate is melted, stir in 1/4 teaspoon of the peppermint extract.

  • Step 3

Pour the melted chocolate into the prepared pan, and spread evenly over the bottom of the pan. Sprinkle half of the crushed peppermints over the chocolate layer. Refrigerate until completely hardened, about 1 hour.

  • Step 4

Place the white chocolate and the remaining 1 teaspoon canola oil in the top of a double boiler over just barely simmering water, stirring frequently and scraping down the sides with a rubber spatula to avoid scorching. When the chocolate is melted, stir in the remaining 1/4 teaspoon peppermint extract.

  • Step 5

Pour the white chocolate directly over the semisweet chocolate layer; spread evenly. Sprinkle the remaining crushed candy over the top and gently press in. Refrigerate until completely hardened. Remove from pan; break into small pieces to serve.

 

 

Nutrition Facts

Per Serving: 190 calories; protein 1.5g; carbohydrates 30.3g; fat 7.7g; cholesterol 2.4mg; sodium 17.2mg.

 

 

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Printed from https://www.allrecipes.com 05/17/2021





A Prayer for Christmas Day: Celebrating Our Savior




Prayer for Christmas Day: Celebrating Our Savior


By Debbie McDaniel

 

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.” Isaiah 9:6

 

In a time of deep darkness, God promised to send a great Light. Isaiah prophesied these words long ago, and time went by...700 long years.

 

And then at just the right moment, Jesus came.

Miracle birth.

Light-bringer.

Hope-instiller.

Savior and Lord.

Given to “us.” To you. And to me.

He came to dwell among us.

He came to set us free.

He came that we might have life, more abundantly.

If you have big needs today, be assured, He is a big God. Nothing is too difficult for Him to handle. And He cares about all that concerns you. Maybe you’ve experienced deep loss this year, or you feel all alone this season, and fear or despair have gripped your heart…you can bring it to Jesus. All of it, the brokenness, the questions, and the pain.

 

When we're troubled and hurting, when we feel lonely or afraid, He is our Wonderful Counselor.

 

When we need to see a miracle in life, when we need someone to fight for us, He is our Mighty God.

 

When we forget who we belong to, when we need to be reminded that we're greatly loved and cared for, He is our Everlasting Father who loves to give good gifts to His children.

 

When we feel anxious and worried, when we need a reminder that our future is secure no matter what swirls around us, He is our Prince of Peace.

 

His very presence in our lives gives us such great reason to celebrate. For amidst the chaos and busyness of the season, in the loss and brokenness that many have experienced this year, in both the joys and struggles of daily life, or the uncertainties that tomorrow holds, we can find rest and peace in Him.

 

In His Presence.

In His Truth.

For He is Immanuel…God with us. Always with us.

And He never changes.

 

 

Dear God,

Thank you for the gift of Jesus! We celebrate the treasure of all that He is in our lives, Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace, and so much more. We recognize His Powerful Presence over all, and we worship Him as King of Kings and Lord and Lords.

 

We thank you that you made a way for us to be set free through the sacrifice of Christ on our behalf. Thank you for giving us the gift of eternal life, to all that have believed in Your Name. We bring to you today, every need and concern that we have, every fear and pain of loss we’ve experienced this year. We ask for your healing and grace, for your strength and your peace to fill us afresh.

 

We draw near to you, and thank you that you are close. 

 

Our Immanuel…God with us.

 

In Jesus’ Name,         Amen.


 

Friday, December 24, 2021

FRIDAY FUNNIES: CHRISTMAS EVE DEVOTIONAL THOUGHT







The Best Present

In this classic devotion from Daily Guideposts, a boy receives the best Christmas gift from his classmate.

 

by Sabra Ciancanelli

From Daily Guidepost 

 

Thanks be to God for his indescribable gift!

                                                         —2 Corinthians 9:15 (NIV)

 

It was the last school day before Christmas break. Just home from my school, my brother Paul was taking off his jacket.

 

“So what did you get?” my mom asked.

 

Mom and Paul had spent the previous evening at the local five-and-dime looking for a Secret Santa present. The teacher’s note about the gift exchange had been lost in my brother’s coat pocket and found miraculously at the last moment. It had read: “Purchase a present for a boy. Please spend five to ten dollars.”

 

Paul and Mom had walked the aisles looking for something good and finally settled on a Duncan butterfly yo-yo. Yo-yos were the rage at school, and at seven dollars, this one was well within the suggested amount.

 

“So,” Mom asked again, “what did you get?”

 

Paul opened his hand and showed her a battered miniature car, its paint worn from handling.

 

My mother held it in her hand. “Really?” she asked. “Who gave it to you?” She tried to cover up her disappointment. Who would give a beat-up old toy car when the instructions had clearly said, “Spend five to ten dollars”?

 

“Andy,” Paul said, looking down at the car. “Isn’t it great? It’s his favorite. And he gave it to me!”

 

Lord, help me always to give generously and to receive thankfully—from my heart.







A little funny for tonight….






Thursday, December 23, 2021

Distracted in large groups.

 

My daughter handed me her school progress report. Although it displayed a steady stream of positive check marks, there was one check mark standing dejectedly alone from the rest.

 

“How am I doing, Mom?” my child asked with a level of maturity that did not match the small disheveled person gazing up at me with smudged eyeglasses that teetered on the tip of her nose. With her small finger, she pointed to her teacher’s neatly printed words next to the lone check mark.

 

It read: "Distracted in large groups." But I already knew this. I knew this long before it was written on an official report card. Since she was a toddler, this child has offered astute observations of the world around her.

 

After pointing out all the positives on the progress report, I told her what was written. Upon hearing the news, she gave a tiny, uncertain smile and shyly admitted, “I do look around a lot.”

 

But before my child could feel one ounce of shame, one iota of failure, I came down on bended knee and looked her straight in the eye. I didn’t want her to just hear these words, I wanted her to feel them. This is what I said:

 

“Yes. You do look around a lot. You noticed Sam sitting off by himself with a skinned knee on the field trip, and you comforted him."

 

"You noticed Banjo had a running nose, and the vet said it was a good thing we brought him in when we did."

 

"You noticed our waitress was working really hard and suggested we leave an extra good tip. You noticed Grandpa was walking slower than the rest of us so you waited for him."

 

"You notice the beautiful view every time we cross the bridge to go to swim practice."

 

"And you know what? I don’t ever want you to stop noticing because that is your gift. It is your gift that you give to the world.”

 

As I watched my daughter beam with the glow of acceptance, I realized her approach to life had the power to change the world.

 

You see, we are all just waiting for someone to notice—notice our pain, notice our scars, notice our fear, notice our joy, notice our triumphs, notice our courage.

 

And the one who notices is a rare and beautiful gift.




 

SOURCE:

~Rachel Macy Stafford, author of "Hands Free Life." Her author page is @TheHandsFreeRevolution on Facebook.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

A Cranky Old Man





When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

 

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

 

One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

 

And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.

 

Cranky Old Man

 

What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?

What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?

A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,

Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?

 

Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.

When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'

 

Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.

And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?

 

Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,

With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?

 

Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?

Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.

 

I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,

As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.

 

I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,

Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another

A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet

Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.

 

A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.

Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.

 

At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.

Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.

 

A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,

Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.

 

At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,

But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.

 

At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,

Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.

 

Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.

I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread. cranky old man .

For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.

And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known

.

I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.

It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.

 

The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.

There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.

 

But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,

And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells

 

I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.

And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.

 

I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.

And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.

 

So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.

Not a cranky old man

Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!

 

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too!

 

 

 

Monday, December 20, 2021

MONDAY QUOTES: ODE TO THE SEASONS











Amid life’s uncertainties, one thing is constant: The seasons will always change. The wheel of the year — the gentle flow from spring to winter and back again — has been honored for centuries, whether by a farming cycle, people worshipping the earth, or just the slow joy of watching the weather change.

 

As we move from brisk and chilly to sun and fun, the transition of one season to another can feel like a rebirth, an entry into a world we once forgot but ached to remember. The first day you feel each new season inevitably brings a smile to your face; in a way, it’s like a chance to say hello to an old friend who has come to visit once more.

 

Writers, artists, and musicians have noticed this special feeling and paid tribute to it in their works. No matter what time of year it is, these short odes to each season will leave you pining for the crisp air and fiery colors of fall, the warm embrace of summer, the blooms and bird songs of spring, or the brisk breath of winter.

 

WINTER

 

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.
 John Steinbeck, "Travels with Charley: In Search of America"

 

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. – Edith Sitwell, "I Live Under a Black Sun"

 

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.                        – John Burroughs, "Winter Sunshine"

 

SPRING

 

Listen, can you hear it? Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.
 Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, "Northern Exposure"

 

Spring, the sweet Spring, is the year's pleasant king.
 Thomas Nashe, "Summer's Last Will and Testament"

 

Come with me into the woods. Where spring is advancing, as it does, no matter what, not being singular or particular, but one of the forever gifts, and certainly visible.
– Mary Oliver, "Bazougey"

 

 

SUMMER

And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.
 F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Great Gatsby"

 

Summer afternoon — summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
 Henry James, "An International Episode"

 

I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.       – Kelle Elmore, "Magic in the Backyard"

 

 

FALL

 

As long as autumn lasts, I shall not have hands, canvas and colors enough to paint the beautiful things I see.
– Vincent Van Gogh, letter to Theo van Gogh

 

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
– Albert Camus, "The Misunderstanding" ("Le Malentendu")

Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.                                — Emily Brontë, "Fall, Leaves, Fall"