A man was speeding down the highway,
feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as
they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an laser speed gun (LIDAR) and was
promptly greeted by the wail of a siren and flashing lights. Cursing his luck,
the man immediately knew what was coming, so he slowed down and pulled
over.
The officer got out of his cruiser, as calm
as can be, and walked over to the man's car.
He handed him the citation, received his
signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know
I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars
around me who were going just as fast, so why did only I get the
ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman
suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man
replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever
catch all the fish?
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