Friday, July 18, 2014

Friday Funnies: Classic Classified Ads - Bloopers


It is hard to believe what you sometimes read in a local newspaper.  Below are several ads that were printed in local newspapers.  Enjoy! 






  • For Sale: Outdoor Nativity Scene. No Mary, Joseph, or Jesus. $100.
  • Stock up and save. Limit: one. 
  • Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. 
  • Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
  • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once and you’ll never go anywhere again.
  • Illiterate? Write today for free help.
  • Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
  • American Legion Auxiliary Spaghetti Dinner with Salad, Bread, and Dessert—2nd Thursday of every Monday.
  • Working electric, self-cleaning oven. $150. Good shape but needs good cleaning.
  • Harry Pottery movie poster. Mint condition.
  • Jack Russell Terrorist puppies. 5 weeks old. $500.
  • Christmas tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
  • Lost: White male cat, yellowish green eyes. Deaf. Answers to Spike.
  • Wanted: Someone who can speak and write Australian.
  • For Sale: Uptight Grand Piano. $150
  • Pony For Sale. Looks like small horse.

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