It is hard to believe what you sometimes read in a local newspaper. Below are several ads that were printed in local newspapers. Enjoy!
- For Sale: Outdoor Nativity Scene. No Mary, Joseph, or Jesus. $100.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- Wanted:
Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
- Wanted:
Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- 3-year-old
teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
- Our
experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks
included.
- Auto
Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery. Try us once and you’ll never go
anywhere again.
- Illiterate?
Write today for free help.
- Semi-Annual
After-Christmas Sale.
- American
Legion Auxiliary Spaghetti Dinner with Salad, Bread, and
Dessert—2nd Thursday of every Monday.
- Working
electric, self-cleaning oven. $150. Good shape but needs good cleaning.
- Harry
Pottery movie poster. Mint condition.
- Jack
Russell Terrorist puppies. 5 weeks old. $500.
- Christmas
tag-sale: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
- Lost:
White male cat, yellowish green eyes. Deaf. Answers to Spike.
- Wanted:
Someone who can speak and write Australian.
- For
Sale: Uptight Grand Piano. $150
- Pony
For Sale. Looks like small horse.
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