I got pulled over on Hwy 74 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 

 

As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down ..... 

 

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr. old daughter started screaming from the backseat:

 

“It’s coming out!!!!!” 

“I can’t hold it any longer Papa i!!!!!”

“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Papa iiiiiii!!!”

 

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

 

She looks him   DEAD IN THE FACE 

 

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

 

He started laughing 

I looked like I was about to cry 

 

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home, to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

 

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What in the world was that about???”

 

This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

 

I said “So...... You're not pooping  ?”

She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

 

OMG 

 

This kid is my hero